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I had a couple of very vivid and very odd dreams last night. In one I was driving around China with my biological father and a woman who in the dream was his wife but in reality wasn't. And for some reason it was important that no one know I wasn't Chinese, so I wasn't allowed to talk (they knew Chinese, because they lived there, in the dream). My step-mother wanted to enter some contest, and she had her son with her and some people were chasing after them so they couldn't enter the contest. And China was full of strange things like roads that were rollercoasters and women's restrooms that only had urinals.

In the other dream, I dreamt I woke up to get a glass of water and realised that someone had stolen all my furniture, my tv, my laptop, *everything*. My house in the dream was the same as my current apartment, except that it had an extra room and a big yard. I ran outside and everything that had been missing was sitting in the front yard. So I spent the rest of the dream lugging everything back inside and trying to put it all back where it belonged. Oh, and at one point Neil Gaiman showed up to help.

Figure those out.

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Gmail has been alternately down or operating *really* S L O W L Y since yesterday morning. It is, in fact, quite annoying.