Rats!

May. 21st, 2006 01:59 pm
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Ok, so yesterday I was cleaning the laundry area in preparation for getting a washer and dryer from a friend who is moving (yay! no more laundromat) and I was taking stuff down to the dumpster when I noticed that someone had thrown away a ferret cage. A rather large and nice ferret cage, actually.

So of course I couldn't just leave it there. Thus I began wondering what I could do with a ferret cage beyond the obvious -- keep ferrets, which is a little too expensive for me right now.

That's when I looked over my list of things to do and realised that buying frozen baby mice for Hamlet to eat was on the list. And I thought, hmmm . . . I'm spending a decent amount on snake food. Wouldn't it be nice if I could grow my own snake food?

And thus a diabolical idea was born. The ferret cage is now out on my balcony, and home to four rats -- two males and two females -- who will hopefully in time provide me with a neverending supply of snake food. I feel positively evil.

That said, the two females need names, and I'm open to suggestions. Of the two males, one is albino and one is bicoloured -- grey front half and white back half with a few grey speckles. His name is Gormless, after the dream I had awhile back of owning a rat named Gormless. Keeping the theme of rare words as names, the albino male is Gruntle.

Of the females, one is white with a cream coloured stripe down her back, and the other is grey with a white belly. I need names for these two. I'd like to keep the theme of odd words, and was thinking perhaps something ending in -ity. After all, Charity and Felicity are already names. I just need to come up with a few more obscure ones.

So yeah, suggestions welcome.

Date: 2006-05-21 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonypearl.livejournal.com
Calamity, Biggity, Prosperity, Gabbosity, Amity, Whimsicality, Hilarity, Humility, Levity, Agility, Acuity, Alacrity, Affinity, Acerbity, Avidity, Brevity, Comity, Dignity, Curiosity, Curvity, Dakoity, Dimity, Equity, Fixity, Fluxity, Furmity, Gratuity, Nubility, Oddity,

Date: 2006-05-21 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harkalark.livejournal.com
I'd name them Wendy and Arby. Then you can say to the snake, "So, would you like Wendy's or Arby's today?"

Date: 2006-05-22 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiwitayro.livejournal.com
beowulf and gertrude?

Date: 2006-05-22 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catmcroy.livejournal.com
Serendipity?

Peraventure?

Date: 2006-05-22 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddock.livejournal.com
How about some old scottish words

Crabbit - (cra-bit) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~adj. 1. ill-tempered, grumpy, curt, disagreeable; in a bad mood [esp. in the morning]. ( often used in " ken this, yer a crabbit get, so you are") ~n. by their nature or temperament conveys an aura of irritability.

eejit - (ee-jit) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~n. 1. idiot, simpleton, one not possessed of all their mental faculties; one who is unable to properly conduct their own affairs ( as in " Yer aff yer heid, ya eejit. That's no' a real dug" ). [ See also bawheid, dunderhead]

glaikit - ('glai-kit) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~adj. 1. (intr.) stupid: senseless, silly. ( often in"he stood there wi' a glaikit look oan his fizzog") 2. (tr.) giddy, thoughtless. 3. affected 4. petty.

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