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Apr. 19th, 2007 09:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gwynhefarDear sciatic nerve,
I appreciate that you hurt. But sending shooting pains down my leg is counter-productive. You see, every time you do that, you startle the muscles. And being stupid muscles, they cramp. They really don't know how to do anything else. And when they do that, they squeeze you even tighter than you're already being squeezed. You see, it really is like poking a hungry dog with a stick just because you're angry. You *know* it's going to bite back.
So, please. Be the smart little nerve I know you are, and stop it.
Sincerely,
Gwyn
I appreciate that you hurt. But sending shooting pains down my leg is counter-productive. You see, every time you do that, you startle the muscles. And being stupid muscles, they cramp. They really don't know how to do anything else. And when they do that, they squeeze you even tighter than you're already being squeezed. You see, it really is like poking a hungry dog with a stick just because you're angry. You *know* it's going to bite back.
So, please. Be the smart little nerve I know you are, and stop it.
Sincerely,
Gwyn
